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Shitmydadsays and zombies

By Kevin Lauderdale

"Fine, let’s take a vote. Who wants brains for dinner?...Yeah, democracy ain’t so fun when it fucks you, huh?”

"Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants . . . and I have to pay for all the brains other people can eat.”

"We're out of brains... No, what's left is for me. Sorry, I should have said "You're out of brains."

"Son, no one gives a shit about all the brains you can eat. You didn't make them, you just ate them. Anybody can do that."

"Anytime someone sells you brains in a sack, it's not a sack of brains, it's a sack of shit."

“Shit and brains, shit and brains. It all looks more or less the same when you get right down to it."

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tiggerallyn
Mar. 2nd, 2010 02:55 am (UTC)
Better title? "shitmyzombiedadsays" :)
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