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I hereby coin the word "zolf”

I hereby coin the word "zolf” because no other English word rhymes with "golf" (See notes below). Verb: to mix in approximately equal amounts two or more liquids. Ex: “To make an Arnold Palmer, simply zolf ice tea and lemonade.” “There are many ways to mix a martini, but you should always have more gin than vermouth. Never zolf them.”

Notes: To be unwell is to Ralph. Proper names don't count: No Rowlf the Dog. And Rolfing, the Swedish massage, is a specific methodology named after Dr. Rolf. Just as proper as Lamaze and Jacuzzi.

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(Anonymous)
Sep. 16th, 2013 08:32 pm (UTC)
Shaken ... not zolfed?

And what, are you going to make a word that rhymes with "orange" next?

Andrea
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